Let’s Play a Game

by Pejman Yousefzadeh on July 9, 2012

Obamaphile hack Robert Gibbs says that “nobody knows” whether Mitt Romney is in violation of any tax laws. Actually, that’s not even remotely true; there is no evidence whatsoever that Romney has broken any laws, so in fact, we can say that we do know that Romney is in compliance.

But if pretending to be ignorant regarding whether an accusation is valid suffices to allow accusations to be brought forward, then we can have all sorts of fun with Robert Gibbs. After all, nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs embezzles money from orphanages. Nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs attacks little old ladies and beats them within an inch of their lives. Nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs is an anti-Semite. Nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs illegally downloads music. And nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs has engaged in identity fraud.

This is a fun game. You can play too.

  • Jack

    No one knows if Robert Gibbs has 10,000 pictures of naked, under age children on his laptop.

    But I wouldn’t be at all surprised.

  • G.M. Roper

    Heh~  Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs has the cojones to respond to this!

    • jdkchem

      That should be an obvious no he doesn’t.

  • Texan1492

    Nobody knows if its not really thugs working on orders from Gibbs on who to gun down on the south side of Chicage each week.

  • mechanic540

    You got the makings of a real twitter storm there Pejman.

  • Tysmwest

    Nobody knows jack about obama since he hides everything about himself…school records, Selective Service records, medical records, travel records behind a wall of lawyers and has two completely fabricated stories about his so called life…
    Nobody knows how many campaign finance laws he has broken.
    and the list goes on and on and on

  • http://twitter.com/rbeccah rbeccah

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs ever stole from his mother’s purse.  Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs ever knowingly told the truth.

    Nice game, I like it.

  • John Murdoch

    Nobody knows if it was Robert Gibbs who showed Glenn Reynolds how to make puppy-dog smoothies in a blender.

  • Jack

    Nobody knows if Roberts himself is a tax cheat.  But I bet he is.

  • Me

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs touches himself to Blondie videos.

    • http://twitter.com/FloydRTurbo Floyd R. Turbo

       His tide is high

    • 1bulwetweft

      One way or another…….

    • Coquake

       Or gay porn videos.

  • Ern7684

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs does terrible things to small animals.

  • Csavu

    one step further: I know he probably does touch himself while watching Demi Lovato videos

    • Monty

      Who doesn’t?

      • Pat_in_Colorado

        It’s pretty much the only reason to watch a Demi Lovato video.

  • werewife

    Nobody knows the trouble Robert Gibbs has seen. Nobody but Jesus.

    On the Internet, nobody knows that Robert Gibbs is really a dog.

    Next….

  • David Gillies

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

    • JP

      Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs is going to return to Raleigh, or whether he’ll stay in DC and, like Jody Powell, remind the nation of a failed administration for the next 20 years. 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_YWCTNWLSOY5PSSBOXIKMTI7ZJY Laurence

    Only his wife knows if Robert Gibbs has stopped beating her and she is too afraid to speak up.

    • Danl Watkins

      ‘She’?  That aint what I heard. Who knows?

  • robohobo60

    That CNN articles comments are full of mobys and liars. The “I am a loyal Republican but….” type of midiots.
     

  • another mike

    We do know that Timothy Ggeithner is in violation of tax laws.

    • John Galt

      Correct, but nobody knows whether he will ever pay the taxes he already owes.

  • brianmacker

    If nobody knows then Romney himself doesn’t know, nor does his accountant.  Therefore he is innocent of tax fraud, since it would be some form of accounting error if anything.   Obviously claiming that ”nobody knows” is an unsupportable claim because there is no way to know if Romney and his accountatin don’t know about this.

  • MarcAllenJohnson

    Nobody knows if  Robert Gibbs had 24 notations during his background check. Also nobody knows if Robert Gibbs was caught pleasuring himself to a 1998 copy of Field & Stream.

    • The Grey Man

       Hey, the June 1998 issue was VERY provocative…..

  • Mario Delgado

    AP (Chicago): A news conference is set for 12:00 by the Obama campaign.  An unidentified spokesperson said they will have “Nobody” available to comment on Romney’s finanances.

  • drjohn

    Love this game.

  • drjohn

    No one knows if Robert Gibbs molests little girls.

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/4W22JEATHKHB4HSV7F3CVXTYJM Elizabeth

    We thought gophers stole the tomato plants from our vegetable garden. Now I’m thinking it could have been Robert Gibbs.

  • Saintonge

    #NobodyKnowsifRobertGibbs is a serial killer.  I’ll have to head over to Twitter and make sure everyone knows that.

  • Ghostrider

    No one knows if Robert Gibbs has a drawer full of used, little boys, underwear that he starts each day with a strong inhale. 

  • Anil Petra

    Part of the problem is that most Americans don’t know whether they’re in compliance, because the tax laws are so convoluted and complex, and the IRS may come after citizens years later to challenge their returns.  Thanks to Obama, the laws are about to get much worse.

  • njoriole

    Nobody knows the trouble I’ve seen.

  • Gunga

    Nobody knows when Robert Gibbs stopped beating his wife…

  • Moneyrunner

    Other variants of the passive-aggressive,  propaganda techniques:

    “Some say that Robert Gibbs has 10,000 pictures of naked, under age children on his laptop.”

    “What do you say, Mr. Gibbs to the theory that you have 10,000 pictures of naked, under age children on your laptop?”

    “How do counter ALL the accumulating evidence, Mr Gibbs that you have 10,000 pictures of naked, under age children on your laptop.”

    The building outcry over the possibility that Robert Gibbss has 10,000 pictures of naked, under age children on his laptop, received even more momentum today….”.

  • katielenn

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs is an idiot….no…wait…

  • Haiku Guy

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs created the character of Jar Jar Binks…

  • Mr_Miyagi

    From CBS News today, Robbert Gibbs speaking:  ”Let’s make some progress on our spending by doing away with tax cuts for people who quite frankly don’t need them…” 

    Got that?  According to Gibbs, tax cuts = government spending.  Excuse me?  It sounds as if Gibbs believes the money we earn with our blood, sweat, and tears belongs to the government and that we serfs should be tickled pink if our overlords let us keep any of it.  I guess my calendar is wrong: in Gibbs-world it is the year 1012 in the Middle Ages, not 2012.  
      

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Michael-Reed/733667455 Michael Reed

    Here’s another game… Nobody knows, or cares, who Robert Gibbs is after this year’s election.   Worms return to earth after a down-pour.

  • http://profiles.google.com/mhjhnsn Martin Johnson

    But only Dems get to play the game for keeps

  • Murgatroyd

    Nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs is actually an evil alien being from the planet Ploor, secretly plotting to destroy Earth’s civilization … but it would explain a lot, wouldn’t it? 

    • RCCjr

      Seriously?  It’s pretty clear that all progressives either are directly from the planet Ploor or are their minions…sheesh, keep up ;)

  • Gringao

    We do now, however, that Robert Gibbs is a pliable mouthpiece for a party that is becoming more overtly fascist with every passing day.

  • http://twitter.com/pishabh pishabh

    Nobody know if Robert Gibbs sharted in his pants during a White House press conference. Mr. Gibbs must release all of his soiled underwear from the era that he served President Obama

  • Mikeustace

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs was also Reggie Love’s Butt Boy.

  • mirror mirror

    I don’t know about those things but one thing is certain, Robert Gibbs is butt ugly.

  • Danl Watkins

    Wedo know that Robert Gibbs no longer is agitpropsec. Kiddie porn?

  • Corbos

    Nobody knows whether Robert Gibbs had a secret affair with Janet Reno.

  • effinayright

    Nobody knows if Gibbs breeds gerbils for his San Francisco friends….NTTAWWT!!!

  • effinayright

     Gibbs’s accusations are jaw-droppingly offensive!!!

                                             —Roger Ebert

  • Guest

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs knows the trouble I’ve seen.

  • Mike Wilsin

    Nobody knows if Robert Gibbs is really Larry Sinclair..

  • Taylor Smith


    But if pretending to be ignorant regarding whether an accusation is valid suffices to allow accusations to be brought forward,”

    Well clearly that’s ridiculous.

    I guess this whole birther thing will just go away, then…

  • richard40

    I am absolutely certain Romney has no tax problems.  With Obamas ethics, and the way he has corrupted all areas of gov, do you have any doubt that if Romney had even minor tax issues, the IRS would not have jumped on him with an audit, and that Obama would not have leaked the fact that Romney was being audited.

  • http://www.facebook.com/people/Ray-Smith/732254592 Ray Smith

    I know for a FACT that Robert Gibbs is a masturbator.

  • massjim

    Nobody knows if Gibbs has an ounce of intelligence. 

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