And to celebrate, Stefany Anne Golberg gives us a very nice essay on its author, Ambrose Bierce. Be sure to read it all, but I have to excerpt the following definition found in the Dictionary, as it is quite amusing and instructive:
SATAN, n. One of the Creator’s lamentable mistakes, repented in sashcloth and axes. Being instated as an archangel, Satan made himself multifariously objectionable and was finally expelled from Heaven. Halfway in his descent he paused, bent his head in thought a moment and at last went back. “There is one favor that I should like to ask,” said he.
“Man, I understand, is about to be created. He will need laws.”
“What, wretch! you his appointed adversary, charged from the dawn of eternity with hatred of his soul — you ask for the right to make his laws?”
“Pardon; what I have to ask is that he be permitted to make them himself.”
It was so ordered.
Perhaps the next time we are moved to burden ourselves with reams of legislation, we will remember Bierce’s warning that humans are imperfect lawmakers.