1. Cut down on air pollution by making the Olympics permanent. But won’t that make steroid use skyrocket?
3. Internet distractions help make workers more productive.
5. Using classical music to deter loitering and crime. I certainly hope that this plan works, and that it comes to Chicago; I would like to have more music in my life.
8. Where was this report when I was a teenager?
9. Rumors that certain quotes originated with Mark Twain are greatly exaggerated.