When do I get my gigantic share, so that I can go on a spending spree? I want a mansion, a luxury car, a boat, and maybe a jet too.
After all, it is my right. Michael Moore’s money–the money he made from his films–is a national resource, and as part of the nation, I hereby claim my piece of the pie. I expect his representatives to contact me immediately with a check big enough to make even a PowerBall winner faint in disbelief.