The Bear Fan’s Prayer

by Pejman Yousefzadeh on January 23, 2011

In the name of the Papa, and the Sid, and the Sweetest Ghost.

Our Papa,
Who was in Chicago,
Football is thy game.
Establish the run,
So that passing may be done,
And victory may be won in Chicago.

Give us this day, our Sunday win,
And forgive us our errors,
But show no more mercy towards the Packers.
Lead us not into penalties and turnovers,
But deliver us from evil.
For thine is the smarter city, the Power & the Glory,
Kick the Packers’ @sses forever and ever.
Amen.

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