If this does not constitute an outrage, I don’t know what does. The pan pizzas are to die for, non-pizza lovers (poor souls that they are) can find plenty of other marvelous food choices to make their digestive systems happy, the place has . . . oh, how shall I phrase it . . . character, and since it is on the University of Chicago campus, and since the University of Chicago campus is located in Hyde Park, and since Hyde Park is where the President’s house is located, there are waiters and staff walking around in “Obama Eats Here” t-shirts, which may amuse you, thrill you, or flat-out turn you off, but still makes you feel as if you are eating at the epicenter of power.
I know that the President would join me in demanding a recount. Never let it be said that Democrats and Republicans can’t agree heartily on matters of the stomach.